I bet Gwyneth Paltrow can sit by the radio every day while detoxing her house cat.
The good news is that I break the law sometimes when I hear a winning ticket, and text myself golden truths of Jon-ism in the car.

Here's one from the vault -
April 6th, 2011
"That was Adele, the twenty-one year old that's rockin' the new world.
She is from England.
She has big eyes.
She is not one of those anorexic people...."
- sit alone with the words for a minute
(sidenote: I <3 Adele, this is no way shape or form commentary on her shape - or form.
so shut up.
Also, double shut up because no one reads this Triassic-blogspot blog, and you are outing yourself as a total dork by even associating with it/me, ok?
neat)
Outed and I don't care ;-)
ReplyDeleteI envy your venue for pontificating more elaborately on Aielliisms.
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