Nobody Does It Like You

No one can put the fear if god in you just by uttering the words "warm flaky crust" like you can, Jon .

Jon is Observant

Sweet chimichanga, I have been a real disappointment as of late. I don't get to hear Jon time like I used to. Blame it on things ; Things like taking notes during a lecture, showering, meeting with clients about work that they will compensate me for monetarily, therby furthering my purchasing power of vital medications, and things to digest. Asshole things.

I bet Gwyneth Paltrow can sit by the radio every day while detoxing her house cat.

The good news is that I break the law sometimes when I hear a winning ticket, and text myself golden truths of Jon-ism in the car.



Here's one from the vault -

April 6th, 2011
"That was Adele, the twenty-one year old that's rockin' the new world.
She is from England.
She has big eyes.
She is not one of those anorexic people...."

- sit alone with the words for a minute

(sidenote: I <3 Adele, this is no way shape or form commentary on her shape - or form.

so shut up.

Also, double shut up because no one reads this Triassic-blogspot blog, and you are outing yourself as a total dork by even associating with it/me, ok?
neat)

Jon makes patterns with his pronunciations

Now this is music you might recognize. It's from Cirque de Soleil.

We’ve got several things in Austin to keep us warm. And one of them is the Austin Lyric Opera.*

*he stops the song, fast forwards to the good part, then talks over it

SNOW DAY 4 JOHN YALL

snow where does it come from? where does it go? what is it anyway? it went up in the sky...depending on where that vapor went...the next one is john prine. i played it yesterday.

Jon Will Take Some Ginger With that Springroll, Please

Sweet Fancy Jesus . Either Christmas came late for 2010, or way early for 2k11. Yes, the fabled  red head discussion arose today. Okay, so maybe it was more of a monologue, but seasoned Aeilli vets know Jon boy can talk to the mirror with the best of them . My goodness, I think he said " redhead" 12 times in two minutes. I couldn't jot notes fast enough while driving .I can only marvel at the situation as a whole. Expect more from me next time