John is a Scientist

I need to paraphrase from yesterday if I may; "
I have been trying yo reach my water, but I can't stop spinning records. We all need to drink water. We are made of it you know. Well that and other things. Just sacks of fluid roaming the earth...."

DUH!

This morning it was way colder outside than it is inside.

TICK TOCK

"Guess what time it is. Just guess. Now you have to look, dont ya!"

Let's Hear it For The Boy

FBS Sums it up


Despite how you all might feel towards our Patriarch Namesake , Austin has voted. The Chronicle says John John Is the most favoritest DJ of all time (this year) And if The Chronicle says it, It's True, ok?

J is Progressive

"He and i got to be grand pals. GRAND GRAND GRAND......pals.... well, before we probably had a word for what that type of relationship was......"

Truth

"The weather forecast is pretty much boring."

John likes it LOUD

"CRANK IT UP!"

Iron & Wine, you are about to be replaced

LIVE

Well, Shit

Though decidedly more anti-Aielli, (should Christie vi for a contributor position?) this KUT JA section - http://www.shutupjohn.org/ could give us a little competition for Aielli web domination.

Here's where we turn lemons into Lipsmackers, folks because the days we aren't very present , or just need a fix due to Jon boy's vacay (see attached image of rival site's post) we can still get soundbytes! because these peeps be postin' his cukoo words, ya heard?! Sometimes I wonder why life is so wonderfully convenient when it comes to things that don't matter. Mazel!


October, 3rd, 2008

"“I was up at the crack of dawn… I don’t know why they call it the crack of dawn, it sort of slides in. So I was up at the crack of dawn… it looks like a crack through a window… and the birds were going nuts.....!”

A whole show is 3 hrs...

"I had a whole show on crepe myrtles a while ago. Crepe myrtles are just the best. They're everywhere. They come in many colors. I'm gonna play some color songs."

John Aielli likes Twilight

"Mainly they're just dripping with sex."

(submitted by Mandie)

True

"You don't see guys getting stoned for adultery."

Forget it

"I forgot today was trash day. Oh and you know what? We have live music today."

John Loves his Rose Garden

We Need a Glorious Visual

He's Not Impressed

''Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll. WHAT evvver"

- last month sometime

‎"I keep finding myself in Young Frankenstein. that music. Uoohoohh. If you don't own that film, you must! You must own it! The next thing you know you can't get away from it. It's a drug. It's fantastic. It's Young Frankenstein."